This trip was damned from the start. Chandler (Willy Wonka) posted this trip for June 9, copying the trip I last posted for and completed September 17-19, 2021. I called that trip “Redemption” because when I first attempted this challenging loop four years prior, I could not complete it. The September trip, four years later,... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: Stairway to Heaven (Standing Stone Trail/Thousand Steps Trail, Central Pennsylvania) (May 25-29, 2023) (93 Miles)
“Next year can we hike the ‘Thousand Step Escalator?’” — Anonymous hiker. I don’t curse. However a vulgar word rhyming with “duck” expelled from my frustrated throat with such force that people all the way in California stopped what they were doing to look up curiously. Walking on an excessively rocky ridge overlooking serene, green... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: A Tale of Two Ridges (Massanutten Trail Loop, Virginia) (March 30 to April 2, 2023) (72 Miles)
“It was the best of hikes, it was the worst of hikes, it was the age of endurance, it was the age of blisters, it was the epoch of purpose, it was the epoch of meaninglessness, it was the season of blue skies, it was the season of rain, and it was a time of... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: DCUL’s A-MAZE-ing, But Not Escalente Adventure (Canyonlands, N.P., Maze District, Utah) (April 15-23, 2023) (92 miles)
I clung to a protruding rock outcropping blocking my passage along a narrow ledge on the lip of a cliff over a deep canyon. I stood pinned to the rock wall, my back to the cliff. With my left foot I kicked away some gravel on the ledge, hoping to improve my future stability—one less... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: Whale Watching in the Blue Ridge Mountains (Humpback & Three Ridges & the Priest; Blue Ridge Mountains, Virginia) (February 17-19, 2023) (40 miles)
“Call me Ishmael.” — Herman Melville, Moby-Dick *********** One month Prior: Bryan (Wolverine) texted me to request that I post a backpacking trip during Presidents’ Day Weekend. “It doesn’t have to be epic,” he wrote. (Ha! He should know me better . . .) ***********One month later: Friday night, February 17, 2023, 11:00 p.m. Afton Mountain,... Continue Reading →