Beth and I found ourselves in yet another Sheetz Gas Station. This was our holy city, after all. Muslims had their Mecca, Jews had their Jerusalem, and DCUL had Sheetz. We had come to make our mandatory sacrifice before going off into the mountains for the weekend. Some say that if you skip this part... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: Pelotherapy (Spruce Knob/Seneca Creek) (July 18th-20th, 2025) (27 Miles)
*sigh* I was typing away at my keyboard. It was another boring and uninspiring day at work. I was tired, stressed out, and not having fun. I glanced at the clock. It was a 7am on a Monday morning. I had only been here for 30 minutes and it was already unbearable. Why couldn't time... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: The DCUL Paparazzi (Duncan/Strickler Knob) (June 20th-21st, 2025) (10 miles)
Someone was posting photos of me all over the internet. All over social media. I couldn't escape. I had changed addresses and even changed my name, but nothing seemed to work. The only thing I hadn't tried was escaping to the wilderness. Surely no one would follow me there. I had nothing left to lose.... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: A Very Foggy Nightmare (Tuscarora Trail Sections 7-10, C&O Canal to Cowans Gap State Park) (April 19-21, 2024) (38 miles)
I was surrounded by a deep, thick fog. The worst fog I had ever seen. I didn’t know whether to blame Mother Nature or David “Spiderman”, but I had a pretty good idea that it wasn’t Mother Nature’s fault. The problem was, I could barely see my hands in front of my face. I had... Continue Reading →
Trip Report: Like Frogs on a Freeway (Tuscarora Trail Sections 11 & 12, Hampshire Grade Rd to Hancock, MD) (March 23-24, 2024) (28 miles)
In front of us was a 5-lane highway full of insane rush-hour traffic. Behind us, there was nothing. After a median and another 5 lanes of heavy traffic, there was a raging river full of floating logs and man-eating alligators. And beyond that our backpacks, the Tuscarora Trail, and freedom. Without saying much, we all... Continue Reading →